my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
He’s only treating Clem like his own daughter because he lost his own wife and son and Clem lost the next best thing to her father so they have something in common
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
hello everyone that needs to do their hw
do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! ＤＯ ＹＯＵＲ ＨＯＭＥＷＯＲＫ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮ ＤＯ ＩＴ
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew